15 December 2009

FUNNY, but NO.

Embassy Suites, Marion Square, Charleston, S.C.

The Embassy Suites hotel is the renovated old Citadel Military College of South Carolina. It dresses up nicely for holidays.

The Shoebox Greeting Cards site explains that only about 20% of what gets turned in gets accepted and becomes a Shoebox card.

Here, are some of the other 80% - holiday edition:

The holidays make me all emotional.

Greed is an emotion, isn’t it?
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

yet another present that was really for “us.” Stupid jerk.
All I want this year is to get the whole family together in one place…

One room, specifically. With a door that locks from the outside.

That’d be ideal.
Snowmen are like real men.

It would take some kind of magic hat to get either of them off their asses.
Four more meatball subs and I’ll have your Christmas gift!

Hoagie Holidays!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer…

So maybe wearing the salt lick jewelry wasn’t such a great idea.