23 October 2009

Zombie Complaints

Magnolia Cemetery, Charleston, S.C.

The Zombie Complaints list on Shoebox cracked me up:

Zombie Complaints
* Beer tastes like rotting tongue
* Finger flies off when giving finger
* Escalators often just shred legs to stumps
* Menthol lip balm stings
* What “goes with” exposed internal organs and ribs?
* Waaaay better dancers than depicted in “Thriller” video.
* Every time you find shoes that fit, one of your feet falls off
* People try to get rid of you with garlic and you’re like “What?”
* When something brings out your eyes it…brings out your eyes
* Brain juice runs all over plate, ruins garlic toast
* Christopher Walken thinks he can hang with us
* Zombie cats bitchy as ever
* Killer headache

In case you missed it, here is the link to the Zombie Make Up tutorial that Don Lewis shot starring me with my natural Zombie hair. Heheh.