Vanderhorst St. Charleston, S.C.
Funny snitched from Misscellania:
After his graduation, the son is asked about his future plans by his mother and father. The student replies that he'd like to go to college, as other members of his family had.
Pleased with his response, the Dad pressed on. "What would you like to take when you go to college?" he asked.
After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied: "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it."
This what all the streets look like in town this weekend. Naturally it always rains as soon as the worn mattresses and sofas are laid out on the pavement. Sidewalk scavengers drive around ready to pounce on anything salvageable.