16 December 2009

Toilet Humor


Ridgeville, S.C.

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."

5 comments:

Frank said...

I love your humor...and here I though the post was about simple country architecture.

Thanks Joan for a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Gee all this time I thought it was #1 0r #2 only to discover outdoors it is a #7. Connie

Unseen Rajasthan said...

This is a nice door shot !!

Suzie said...

I loved it! It reminded me of when I was about 12 years old and we bought some property in the mountain. An outhouse was built first thing and someone had to sit on a board to measure for the seat. I will ever forget my mother sitting on the board as my father drew an oval around her bottom!

Charlestonjoan said...

Frank - My work is complete - I made you smile :)

Connie, scary, eh!

Thanks Rajasthan.

townsendtales - Ooooohh...we had to model them as kids as well. Your poor mom!