Calvin & Hobbes Quotes:
| “- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"|
- "On a weekend?"
- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”
“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”