26 August 2009

Wednesday Funny


Broad St., Charleston, S.C.

Quick funny from Miss Cellania and then I need to get to bed. G'night folks!

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

As his fame grew, people from all over the country were coming to him in Minnesota for portraits.

One day while Ole was mowing the lawn, a beautiful woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. She said money was no object -- she was willing to pay him $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with Lena, Ollie asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his missus.

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."

3 comments:

Frank said...

You got the words and accent down perfect. I can hear him saying it. FUNNY! Too cute...Shoor, you betcha get da sleep.

Chattahoochee Valley Daily said...

LOL, a bit spendy tho. (From a native Minnesotan).

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