23 February 2013

Naughty Bites

Spotted Dick, Publix, Charleston, S.C.
I could be more mature but it makes me giggle every time. Spotted Dick is now available in lowcountry grocery stores. I googled to find the origination of the name and came up with a fun article called: Spotted Dick & Other Foods That Sound Dirty But Aren't. They had this hilarious list as well as new ones added in comments. What a hoot!
 Cock-a-leekie soup
Spotted Dick
Bangers and mash
Toad in the hole
Coq au vin
Matzo-stuffed breasts
Eggs in a basket
Mozart balls
Pound cake
Hard rolls
Sticky buns
Bubble and squeak
Rump roast
Head cheese
Whipping cream
Nut goodie
Grape Nuts

Banana split
Fish taco
Jerk chicken
Fluffer Nutter
Atomic Fireballs
Blow pops
Nut roll
Conch fritters
Spicy tuna roll
Buttered crumpet


  1. You are easily amused this rainy day.

  2. Joan, You naughty girl! My favorite is fluffer nutter. I'll never prepare a rump roast now without thinking of you!

  3. LOL - love your list!

    I had a British boss until about a year ago, and for Boss's Day we brought him all sorts of British goodies - everything from digestive biscuits, British tea, beer, and, of course, a can of spotted dick. One of my co-workers had heard of spotted dick but had never seen it before, so she got out her iPhone to take a photo of it.

    British boss in his best British accent and with that wonderful dry, British humor: "Now don't let my dick end up on the Internet!"

  4. Egads, you just HAD to say spicy tuna roll.... I LOVE spicy tuna roll! You funny, girl. I've actually eaten spotted dick (I know, I know) and it was YUMMY!

  5. How about Americans going to KFC for breasts and legs.


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