20 May 2010

Footprints in the Pavement





Charleston, S.C.

No elephant prints but I found an elephant footprint joke:

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.

Q: How can you tell if there's two elephants in the fridge?
A: There's two sets of footprints in the butter, and food keeps disappearing.

Q: How can you tell if there's three elephants in the fridge?
A: You find it difficult to close the door.

Q: How can you tell if there's four elephants in the fridge?
A: There's a VW Beetle in the driveway.

Ho, ho, ho.....