17 January 2010

Tired Old Fence

Tire fence, S.C.

Trying to find something to post with this picture I took yesterday (some folks seem to think there should be a connection between the photo and the entry...harhar) I was pleased to discover there is a web site specifically for tire jokes. It is called Badyear.com.

The Hillbilly and the Flat Tire
A hillbilly with a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road. He proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it and then got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and go back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."

And of course, this one:

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year!

I also discovered there was a lot of controversy about tire fences. The fellow at the Tired Out Ranch has an entire web site dedicated to keeping thousands of tires on his ranch in North Dakota.

What's the word, kids? Who is taking a three day weekend?