Self respecting Southerners

Pro Aris Et Focis, Coming St., Charleston, SC  

Just for kicks and giggles I asked Google about "self respecting Southerners" and this is what we came up with:

• No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits
• And one thing no self-respecting southerner should be caught without a properly stocked bar.
• After all, no self-respecting Southerner would dare vote for a Northerner
• No self-respecting Southerner would hop aboard a boat wearing black slacks.
• No self-respecting Southerner would think of leaving fresh pineapples out of their Christmas decorations
• No self-respecting Southerner would ever be without cheese straws
• No self respecting Southerner makes cornbread from a box” 
• No self-respecting Southerner, I boldly say, would let New Year's Day pass without at least one bite of black- eyed peas
• No self respecting southerner would say "ya'll guys"
• No self-respecting Southerner uses any mayo besides Duke's 
• No self respecting southerner would eat the biscuits you get out of a peel and pop tube
• No self-respecting Southerner who would serve baked possum would serve it without sweet potatoes
• No self-respecting Southerner would ever put bread crumbs in their macaroni & cheese
• No self- respecting southerner would be so rude as to hang up before saying a proper thank-you, followed by a goodbye

Thank you, and goodbye!