01 April 2011

I am NOT Incontinent!


Tradd St., Charleston, S.C.

I am going to keep loading you up with flower pictures for the time being.

I mentioned a few weeks ago that the hospital had asked me to participate in one of their commercials. I had done it before and it was fun. Last time I played the wife of a tv gentleman who had a rash on his arm. This time? I play Miss Incontinent Charleston. Yikes!

The spots are to start playing this month so I may as well give you a heads up. I know I will be hearing about this. People will probably lay down a towel before they let me sit. People - I am NOT incontinent! I am playing a role.

Here is the link:Commercials. Scroll down to Commercials and then select Burning Question #3. My only line is: "When I laugh, I leak!"

If you go to page 2 of the Commercials and choose "Need a Doctor Today" you can see the old one.

I am hoping that people will be so distracted by my long hair that they won't hear what I am saying. Right? Right?

15 comments:

  1. Joan, it's a great commercial! You look beautiful and adorable! I hope no one gives you to much leak-grief. ;)

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  2. Bad call, Joan. As Warren Buffet says, it takes twenty years to build a retutation and five to lose it. Be prepared for people to bring Depends to your house instead of wine.

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  3. Got to admit, did a double take on the post title.

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  4. Hahah! I told them they should have given me my raise AFTER I was asked to play this role. Sheeesh.

    Jack - I am expecting a lot of that.

    Beach Bum - at least it isn't constipation or vaginitis, right?

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  5. First zombies, now incontinence?

    Yikes!

    Doesn't matter if you, shall we say, drip a bit -- you're so sweet and pretty you can come see me anytime!

    Oh, and do give me some advance notice so I can get out the plastic covers for the furniture....

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  6. I suppose the subject matter could have been worse. I hope people don't tease you too much. :)

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  7. Anonymous10:50 PM

    JUST giggles and giggles..LOL

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  8. Knew this was going to come back and haunt you!

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  9. You look gorgeous with your hair down. Now, let's see. What did you say?

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  10. Yes, but... you're laughing DURING THE COMMERCIAL...

    Ha! Seriously, your hair looks great, you look great, and I think you ROCK.

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  11. "Miss Incontinent Charleston"....Don't those kinds of titles usually come with scholarships, personal appearance gigs, etc? Could be a gold mine, Joan. :)

    S

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  12. quite the blog title. After talking about naked women (statues) in my garden Google had me up a #1 site for "naked women garden".... I had a lot of disappointed searchers! You'll be not only known in town as the face of incontinence, but you'll be forever googled as too! :)

    btw, I could swear there was a Seinfeld episode about this very thing...

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  13. I like your picture of the dragon gate, not to change the subject or anything :^)

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  14. Thanks Doug!

    It hardly seems fair, does it? I finally get hair and make up help and this is what it is for? Sheeesh.

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  15. Just saw Whoopi Goldberg doing a commercial for Poise...

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